En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

Series || Fem!Eggsy and Harry Collection

Harry was never dead, to begin with. And Eggsy is having difficulty with this fact. Harry is the new Arthur and fem!Eggsy is the new Bedivere (because we could always use more always-a-girl!Eggsy). Together they attempt to understand one another

Take a Chance (It Wasn’t What You Know)

It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this

Series || We Didn’t Start the Fire

We’re all wounded in our own ways. Steve Rogers is a man out of time and a hero with no one to save. Antonia Stark just might need a rescue.


Unrepentant girl!Steve and Bucky smut — then and now.

No Need for a Knight

Eggsy grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. After dropping out of the Marines, she had to take over her mother’s profession to help support her baby sister while her mother recovers from child birth. Enter Harry, who

One Eccentricity

“In the Establishment you’re allowed one eccentricity, and if you are a woman, that’s basically it.” Snippets from a cis!girl Eggsy universe. (Mostly previously posted on tumblr but now with added pegging!)

The Joys and Pains of Womanhood

Eggsy is turned into a woman, and he and Harry take it upon themselves to discover the joys of his body before he gets turned back, unintentionally encountering the pains of it along the way.

To Shame the Devil

It’s not like Nate’s never been picked up in a bar before, but he doesn’t ever remember it going quite like this. In his experience, gorgeous, stacked, and insanely tall blondes who look like they should be gracing the cover

Let Me Be Your Good Night

“Y’know,” Tyler says slyly, like she’s about to be a little shit. “You don’t have to go down on me if you don’t want to.” Jamie can hear her grin, and he groans, dropping his forehead to her collarbone. “I

Up and Out

It’s not like Jamie wants to have a dick all the time.

Good Lines

Tyler doesn’t quite know what to make of Jamie.

Des Plus Brillants Exploits

“Vancouver!” Sid turns and shouts at the last second as she goes through the doors. “Vancouver!” Geno yells back.* Faaaaaaaaaaavorite.

That Escalated Quickly

Tyler eats a whole brownie with her hand cupped beneath her chin, trying not to get crumbs in her boobs. “Slow your roll, girl,” Jordie says through a mouthful of chocolate. “These are kind of strong.” “All I have is

Knot Human

um. just porn. complete and utter HET porn, trying to incorporate as many kinks as possible: girl!Stiles, knotting, multiple orgasms, squirting, wolfing out, dirty talk. seriously. this is 7000+ words of pure porn.

(get on your knees) you’ve got something to prove

“I’m actually pretty good at sex though,” Patrick says as a non sequitur, picking back up on the conversation from earlier.

Good Canadian Boy

Tyler winked at him. “Hey, want me to act all demure and nervous about it? That could be fun.” The mind boggled. “No,” Jamie said firmly.

Come On, Come On, Settle Down

…and that’s how Tony finds himself in the back of a limousine with Stella Rogers, who’s in full vintage hair and make-up, wearing a perfectly tailored uniform that’s brand new but looks like it’s from the 40s, and heels that

A Swing and a Miss

Jordie pulled them up short right before they headed into the dining room to meet the Dallas Women’s Baseball team and get paired up for the golf tournament fundraiser he had roped them into. “Fuck with my sister and I’ll

Wild Ambition Fortune’s Ice Prefers

When Thor went storming into Jotunheim he was looking to start a fight, but accidently winds up a pawn in Odin and Laufey’s plans for a permanent peace between the realms; namely, in exchange for the return of the Casket

Take Me As I Am

After the All-Stars game he’s constantly at the edge of her vision. Tricia skypes her while she’s in Switzerland, because Jamie is the only one besides Jonathan Toews that will actually answer her Skype calls. Everyone else is tired of

Girl in the War

Who says you can’t fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter’s first year at Hogwarts.

Series || Snape’s Daughter

On Harry’s sixteenth birthday, a potion wears off.

Someone To Run To

A girl!Harry/Snape Story in four parts. When Harry follows Sirius into the veil in a fit of despair, what changes will fate have to make to keep him (or, rather her?) from suffering the same fate twice? (Reading this once

The Least of All Possible Mistakes

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.* This is the best thing that ever happened.

Modern Romance

Brad goes back to Iraq, even though he’s in love.*


Toni has spent her entire life hopelessly in love with people.* I want to read this forever.

Air on a G String

A Maenad is after Lydia, and when she doesn’t get what she wants, so takes it out on Stiles. Or the one where Stiles suddenly has lady bits and he’s not quite sure what to do with them.

Hitch a Ride On the Back of a Butterfly

When Loki attacks SHIELD and brainwashes Clint Barton, Phil Coulson’s first priority is to get their daughter to safety. After that, there’s just leading the ground defence against the Chitauri, organising a group of brand new SHIELD recruits into a